8 reasons you are single

1. Because every good lookin guy is a jerk.
2. Every nice guy isn’t good looking.
3. Every nice and good looking guy is taken.
4. Every nice, good looking and single guy is broke.
5.  Every nice, good looking, single, rich guy is cheater.
6.  Every nice, good looking, single, rich, non-chater, is gay.
7.  Every nice, good looking, single, rich, non-chater, and straight guy doesnt have any interest in us.
8.  Every nice, good looking, single, rich, non-chater, straight guy that does have an interest in us…has kids and is divorced.